thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
whymakswhy: ‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘ ….Hello…sir…
I have a feeling in the next few months my online shopping is about to go through the fucking roof.
cityblue30: 5thavenuecrazy: I have secret news. I can’t tell anyone. I’m gonna go crazy. SHE’S BUYING A ZOO
5thavenuecrazy: I have secret news. I can’t tell anyone. I’m gonna go crazy. I AM SOMEONE GOD DAMN IT! Don’t undermine my existence.
curtisplease: Don’t call me fat unless you’re talking about my dick or my ass
titaniumbutt: you may be the but i am the
I dare you try and get this vest off me. Not gonna happen.
Glad to get that out of the way. Now I can get back to sweating the small stuff.– John Tottenham (via nevver)
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk: post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it no more selfies allowed blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted heroin will be legalized george bush will become president again stock market will crash korea will blow the US up world war 3 No New Sherlock
I didn’t even know a baby could get poop in their hair…
Sometimes I give Ava these lectures (okay all day every day) that, if anyone was listening in, would think I am totally nuts. Seriously.